Were not saying it does but were also not saying it doesnt.

Whether you’re hauling groceries, books, or a surprise marsupial, this tote has your backand your possum. Made of 100% cotton, with reinforced handles, this baby is machine washable, just in case your possums get a little… enthusiastic.

Specs:

15 W x 15 H x 3 D
22 straps perfect for slinging over your shoulder while making direct eye contact with strangers
Machine washable because possums shed (probably)
Eco-friendly AND slightly threatening

Great for farmers markets, cryptid conventions, library trips, or just confusing people in public.

Tote responsibly. Or dont. Were not your possum handler.