For the perpetually punctual (or at least aspirationally on time), this “I Hate Being Late” Tote Bag is the perfect companion. Whether you’re speed-walking to an appointment, power-striding to catch the bus, or just dramatically sighing in a coffee line, this bag makes your stance clear: you loathe tardiness.

Spacious enough to carry your essentials (planner, snacks, existential dread) and sturdy enough to keep up with your fast-paced lifestyle. Grab it, throw it over your shoulder, and show the world you take your time commitments very seriouslyunless, of course, youre running late. In that case run faster.

6-ounce canvas tote made of 100% cotton.