Got a few hours to kill? Good because once you flash this “Ask Me About My Dog” or “Ask Me About My Cat” keychain, youre basically inviting an unsolicited TED Talk about your furry overlord.

Sleek, funny, and slightly threatening (depending on how obsessed you are), this keychain lets everyone know youre one coffee away from showing strangers 87 blurry photos and a detailed medical history. And you will.

Perfect for pet parents who have no chill, unlimited love, and a desperate need to talk about Mr. Whiskers or Captain Barkington at every opportunity.

Warning: May result in extreme bonding… or extreme avoidance. (Worth it.)

1.75 x 0.75 inches