For those moments when someones talking and your brain has already packed up and gone home we present the Sorry I Stopped Listening Socks. Cozy, comfy, and perfectly passive-aggressive, these socks do the talking so you dont have to.

Whether youre zoning out in meetings, enduring small talk, or listening to someone explain crypto again, these socks say what your polite smile cant. Slip them on, kick back, and let your feet deliver the message loud and clear.

Soft, snarky, and socially efficient because sometimes silence (and socks) really do speak louder than words.

Men’s shoe size 7-12. 39% nylon; 58% combed cotton; 3% spandex.