Set of 5 Christmas Pens Festive Sass for the Season

Tired of holly jolly everything? Ready to express your true feelings about the most wonderful time of the yearin writing? This set of 5 Christmas pens is the perfect blend of festive cheer and seasonal side-eye.

Each pen features a delightfully snarky holiday truth bomb in classic red, green, or white:

• What wine pairs best with family gatherings?

• Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

• Gonna lay under the tree to remind everyone that I am a gift

• All I want for Christmas is a silent night

• Deck the halls your own damn self

All pens are black ink ballpoint, perfect for holiday lists, awkward office notes, or writing heartfelt cards that say, I love you, but from a safe emotional distance.

Great for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa exchanges, or just surviving the season with your sanity (mostly) intact.